Anonymous asked: *nibbles your ear*
whaaaat are you doing.
I have been looking for this gifset my entire life.
Seriously the funniest moment of Toy Story.
i think i’ve reblogged this before but who cares i love it
This movie is 17 years old and this scene is still funny.
this will never not be funny.
gettin real tired of your shit
dear lord
(Source: 1nth)
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
(Source: keishaissooawesome)
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
(Source: luginub)
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
Why does’t this have more notes
(Source: casualcynic)
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
(Source: lizlemonism)
This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
I know who I want to be with when the Zombie Apocalypse comes
The beautiful new composition by Ryan Glass (AKA, Sassy gay clarinet player who is dear in our hearts) Wrote a beautiful piece “Eric, Rhapsody for Orchestra” premiered on March 17th. Never have I ever been so inspired to write music like this. absolutely beautiful. <3 a must watch video. it is spectacular and breath-taking<3 congratulations Mr. Glass for a beautiful piece of music. :)
#WHATS HAPPENING #FUCK WE’RE MOVING#JESUS MARY AND JOSHEPH WHY ARE WE MOVING #WHAT IS THIS SORCERY #I THINK I’M GONNA PUKE THE CATNIP
Went to hear Mahler’s 5th Symphony (in C# minor) at the Portland Symphony on Wednesday :)
And I was in the front row!!
NO WAY! Front row!!! That’s so awesome!! I had a friend who went and she was in the second Balcony of Merrill. Gaah I would have killed to see this live. Heard it was absolutely amazing! :)
100 years after The Rite of Spring premiere, watch Imani Winds shrink Igor Stravinsky down to size in a quintet take at the Tiny Desk.
Tbh, I heard another arrangement of this for quintet I like a lot better…
- teacher: what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore.
- me: sorry.
- parents: you don't appreciate anything.
- me: sorry.
- friends: you're too depressing.
- me: sorry.
- ex: i never could really love you.
- me: sorry.
- mother: have you gained weight?
- me: i don't know, sorry..
- everyone: stop being anti-social, stop being lazy, stop screwing around, grow up, stop attention seeking, stop bitching, stop, stop, stop.
- me: sorry....
- And then that one person who comes up, you might not even know them, but they grin at you, ruffle your hair and whisper "You keep being you man, you go." You might never see them again, and they will never know how they touched your life, but they did.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
(Source: aru)
